Ode to a Chode

An Ode 

To a Chode

There is a great man

A true Scottish legend

Fiercer than Rob Roy

He'll send you dick pics

If you also hate women

One-eyed justice ahoy!

Then, David Paisley

Oh, so bravely

Reported ribbons as nooses*

(*Allegedly)

& was forced to flee

(Straight to the press)

Scared that we know what the truth is

And reframing trauma

Is advice not for him

"It's worse than that!" says Mridul

A safe space for he

But never for thee

Only bigots can crack the riddle

Oh David

The man, such integrity

A righteous moral compass

Belover of mobs

Mantras & myths

Never far from the rumpus

Hysterical - him?

How fucking dare you?

It's those feminist genocidals

And now he's in hiding

There's no hamming it up

He's a trans liberational idol

Is this what you wanted

I ask you ladies

To terrify him into exile?

To taunt him with pictures

To not know your place,

To go public, with your textiles?

There is no excuse

For scaring this man

Nor a justification

It was clearly a noose

A terrible threat

What's your next plan - castration?

Mr Saint Paisley 

& his testes

Are running for their lives

From Holby City

To refugee,

Because of you bloody fishwives

#IStandWithMarion

#ILaughAtFools